on the first day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............raisins and smelly pee
on the second day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the third day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the fourth day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the fifth day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the sixth day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............empy food dishes (what's new)lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the seventh day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............lots of facial grooming, empy food dishes (what's new)lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the eighth day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............an unexpected litter, lots of facial grooming, empy food dishes (what's new)lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the ninth day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............his horde of half-chewed food, an unexpected litter, lots of facial grooming, empy food dishes (what's new)lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, raisins and smelly pee
on the tenth day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............leaping rattie madness, his horde of half-chewed food, an unexpected litter, lots of facial grooming, empy food dishes (what's new)lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, and raisins and smelly pee
on the eleventh day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............a belly for scritching, leaping rattie madness, his horde of half-chewed food, an unexpected litter, lots of facial grooming, empy food dishes (what's new)lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, and raisins and smelly pee
on the twelfh day of Christmas, my rattie gave to me..............all the love I asked for, a belly fat for scritching, leaping rattie madness, his horde of half-chewed food, an unexpected litter, lots of facial grooming, empy food dishes (what's new)lots of bruxing, demolished tissue boxes, holes chewed in hammocks, cream cheese licked off fingers, and raisins and smelly pee
fine print......this is my original take on a traditional Christmas Carol. I have full copyright of this work. It is NOT to be used (in whole or part) anywhere, without the express permission of the author (me!!)
Charis Comes To Spring Rock
5 years ago
1 comment:
That's a lovely poem, we got lots of laughs out of it, especially the unexpected litter part!
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